I Am Geek.

thebookquotes:

When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.

— Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

colourful–dreamer:

okaymad:

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

❤️

biglawbear:

imdoingsomethingwronghere:

imdoingsomethingwronghere:

pokedext:

imdoingsomethingwronghere:

Baeby want SNACK

yeah but what they gonna eat? raw eggs? 

I understand yalls concerns. The paycheck finally came in,so we came grocery shopping. BABEY GET SNACK

HE’S HAPPY

This is the sequel to Pokemon snap that I’ve always wanted

saritahsupr3me:

dadd:

how far is too far?

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

black–twitter:

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

trasemc:

willinq:

kalifornia-prince:

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX
2) Jack off everyday
3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain
4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

saywhatjessie:

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

help-mywife:

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

thebibliosphere:

lynati:

isolate:

total-limerence:

isolate:

total-limerence:

isolate:

isolate:

isolate:

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

I’m literally not kidding

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States?

Or to make a few of our own? 

Okay I know I just reblogged this earlier. but I just realized that thw “all in all you’re just another prick with no wall” sign is being held by Tony Robinson, known to many as Baldric from Black Adder, and a huge portion of my childhood from Saturday morning cartoons.

Amazing.

siriuslycollins:

happydaysandersen:

littlescorpion6:

foreign-shwatyyy:

writefroot:

30thchamber:

imjustjason:

honeybeeluck:

chocolatefantasy13:

pretty-boi-joy:

venusians:

glamhoeour:

dominawritesthings:

queenangelique:

kixgbear:

just-jay25:

badgyal-k:

latenightsugar:

modelinterrupted:

blckrapunzel:

ramisonetruelove:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

😂😂

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

Originally posted by thedailyshow

Fuck it, hope she bless me

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

not risking shitttt

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

Originally posted by ffsimsohigh

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?